Say hi to Drifter! He’s beautiful. #horse #gorgeous #sweetheart #adorable
Say hi to Drifter! He’s beautiful. #horse #gorgeous #sweetheart #adorable
laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE
my hands slipped
it’s transparent btw…
and we almost forgot his butt
I’M SCREAMING
When I was younger, I told my mother; “I say one day I’m gonna make you proud.”
Rose Bouquet Cupcakes! (tutorial)
step 13: explain how in the fuck i’m supposed to eat one of them without getting a palm full of frosting since you glued the damned cups together.
Step 14: ???
Step 15: Profit
“There were two bugs I’ve never seen before in Caroline’s room and I hate bugs, I hate killing them with a napkin because of that squishing crunching sound they make. So I took some tape (I had to use the whole roll because otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to reach em high up on the wall) but then I couldn’t find scissors so I left the roll in the bathroom on the toilet in case one of them managed to wiggle off of the tape, they’d fall into the toilet and drown. Jsyk”
-Text I sent to Ben
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
When I was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’
